AKUBUKANSUPERMAN

April 25, 2016

Perihal ayam

Pada suatu hari, seekor baby ayam bertanya kepada mothernya.

Baby ayam: Mother mother. Kenapa nama kita semua sama? Dipanggil 'ayam'saja? Tidak macam manusia. Kecil-kecil lagi sudah ada nama. Abdul, Bedu, Danny, Siti, Wendy, Munah, Salamiah dan banyak lagi.

Mother ayam: Manusia yang masih hidup namanya memang banyak. Tapi nanti kalau sudah mati, namnya cuma satu, iaitu mayat. Tapi kita lain. Kalau kita mati barulah banyak namyanya. Ada yang namnya ayam goreng, ayam bakar, ayam pop, ayam penyet, ayam panggang, sate ayam, opor ayam, gulai ayam, rendang ayam dan banyak lagi.

Baby ayam: Oh begitu...

AKUBUKANSUPERMAN: Saya suka pemikiran mother ayam itu...

April 13, 2016

Oi trench coat

People travel abroad and they bought trench coats. And so did I. I bought this nice double-breasted-38-L trench coat the other day but I am not that crazy about the sleeves. So I decided to send it for some alteration.

Apart from that, I wish the coat can be shorten a bit so I can wear it even in KL's unforgiving heat. I know people will stare and question my motives when they see me wearing that long trench coat around.

You see I don't have enough time to come out with hashtag similar to Wak Doyok's #akuyangpakaikauyangpanas. So I spare them the dosa mengumpat and have my trench coat chopped instead!

At the shop, I've explained my wishes to the tailor and he nodded hastily. He told me to come back in couple hours.

And so I left thinking everything will be as great as I thought it would be.

But after a while I started to feel tak sedap hati and decided to return to the shop and have my wishes re-explained.

I guess I was a tad late when I saw this...


AKUBUKANSUPERMAN: Tak mampu nak rasa OREN...
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