How to talk like them...

To talk like Malaysian, you have to include LAH in every word you said when buying groceries in 1Malaysia store or when you seek medication in 1Malaysia clinic.

To talk like Indian, you have to constantly shake your head and look gorgeous like those in Bollywood movies.

To talk like Indonesian, you have to believe everyone else is ripping your culture and make it their own.

To talk like Singaporean, you have to know how to mix two languages into Singlish and don't forget to recycle your sewage water.

To talk like Filipinos, you have to exaggerate every R you said and watch Pangako Sayo.

To talk like Japanese, you have to look innocent while constantly bowing and make a peace sign with your two fingers when taking picture.

To talk like American, you have to keep on repeating the phrase "u know" again n again, hoping others will understand every single word you said.

To talk like Australian, you have to believe die is not always dying from to-die onward.

To talk like Brits, you have to pronounce 'tceh' in T as 'erh' instead. Try saying WATER or PETER.

To talk like Germans, you have to look like Heidi Klum, but if you look like Joan Rivers without three inches of makeups, just forget it.

To talk like Arabs, you have to constantly disagree with your government and other governments while totally neglecting your conflicting neighboring countries.

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