January 13, 2012

How to talk like them...


To talk like Malaysian, you have to include LAH in every word you said when buying groceries in 1Malaysia store or when you seek medication in 1Malaysia clinic.

To talk like Indian, you have to constantly shake your head and look gorgeous like those in Bollywood movies.

To talk like Indonesian, you have to believe everyone else is ripping your culture and make it their own.

To talk like Singaporean, you have to know how to mix two languages into Singlish and don't forget to recycle your sewage water.

To talk like Filipinos, you have to exaggerate every R you said and watch Pangako Sayo.

To talk like Japanese, you have to look innocent while constantly bowing and make a peace sign with your two fingers when taking picture.

To talk like American, you have to keep on repeating the phrase "u know" again n again, hoping others will understand every single word you said.

To talk like Australian, you have to believe die is not always dying from to-die onward.

To talk like Brits, you have to pronounce 'tceh' in T as 'erh' instead. Try saying WATER or PETER.

To talk like Germans, you have to look like Heidi Klum, but if you look like Joan Rivers without three inches of makeups, just forget it.

To talk like Arabs, you have to constantly disagree with your government and other governments while totally neglecting your conflicting neighboring countries.

AKUBUKANSUPERMAN: Truths can be hard to swallow but no offend...

9 ulasan:

Siti said...

'To talk like Indonesian, you have to believe everyone else is ripping your culture and make it their own.'

hahaha...upin ipin pon diorang claim diorang punye...

crescent said...

tue pic backroom jusco tue!!! huhu...igt dulu rajin bow...its a culture...huhu...

ct cucubi said...

:)) to talk like Korean?

Azura Iznil said...

wow!

bukankosong said...

ini jusco nyer nihh

i know!

jejaka anggun said...

to talk like you?

ctek8 said...

bakpo kena bow kalu nak masuk?

NUke_Rude said...

to talk like sarawakian??

W. Hidney said...

siti... laaaa plak dah? sedih la diorg tu hahaha

crescent... culture menunduk sebelum masuk bilik belakang? motif nya?

cucubi... kena tengok k-pop dulu dan nyanyi nobody2 but you hahaha

kak zura... wow

bk... yeay 10 markah!

shaz... to talk like me, u have to constantly do the sinchan pose

ctek8... entah la. eden pun tak tau hahaha

nuke... to talk like sarawakian u have to look as cute as superman LOL

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...