I have a pal and her name is Jane,
She stumbled on my blog and we became friend,
“You write in English lah!” was her comment,
I forgave her inane cos I know she’s insane.
She’s lively, warm and full of wits,
She’ll make you bray, feeling young and gay,
Stretch your collar dear and show me your tits,
Is the crazy game that she likes to play.
She rides a black car and called it Blackie,
And she love Blackie so very dearly,
Even sometime she can be very speedy,
But she knows the different between safety and a tree.
Although she don’t play football like Messy do,
She knows the game I tell you,
Run away now you fans of MU,
Cos Liverpool and Jane will make you cry and wear tutu.
She's a lady but no mean Barbie,
She'll kick you in the ass should you be naughty,
Oh my dear Jane I don't mean to be a cry baby,
I miss you now and I miss you deeply...
AKUBUKANSUPERMAN: I call her the mother of all momok