Can you spot the not?

Dear diary,

It’s been a while eih? Yeah I think so too. Anyway I ran the city the other day through KL Rate Race and boy I’ve never felt so good about myself. I’ve completed the 4.5 km run and survived to tell you this story.

I am not a runner you see, although I consider myself as a person who always runs away from problems. I am indeed very good at it.

Yeay me!

As glad as one can be, one cannot say no when He say yes. Kun-fa-ya-kun they say. I felt sick the next day and I opted for a medical leave. “Dear handsome boss. I am sick today. I know I’ve been very sickening to everyone in the office lately but really, I am sick today. Tengs…”

And so I went to the clinic and started to narrate my bad day to the poor doctor. On how I ran across KL, went through some rapid volcanic flames, fought with feisty dragons and then jumped some extreme cliffs, got my kaki aches and eventually caught fever after that. She nodded and prescribed me some meds.

But no medical leave chit…

I was like, “Eh no MC? I am not working today cos I’m sick.”

She was like, “No MC. I think your body temperature is close to normal and your feet are just fine.”

I was like, “............…”

And so today I have to fill in an EMERGENCY LEAVE form instead of a MEDICAL LEAVE form.

Here is the form. But something is terribly wrong with the form.

Can you spot the not?

Yours truly,

Me