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March 31, 2009

Let's fuck

A. Fuck you, yeah you heard me. Fuck you!

B. I'm fucked. I'll make sure that you will too.

C. You can fuck me but I will fuck you back. I am a good fucker. I'll fuck you like you've never been fucked before.

D. Lets be freaking fucking together. The more the merrier.

E. All of the above!


I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Choose!!! Burn in hell!!!

March 29, 2009

BBQ at Similajau

I was at the Similajau National Park last Friday, having bbq dinner with my UiTM’s ex-lecturers and DPIM’s juniors. Of course I was busy taking pictures and asking everyone to take my pictures. I’m a self-proclaimed cam-whore… BIG TIME. These are some of the cam-whoring actions of the night. Behold!!!

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: I'm still struggling to use my DSLR at night time... Argh!!!

Earth hour, my hour

I was all excited to be in the dark for one hour yesterday. Doing basically nothing while sitting on my balcony, counting stars in the dark sky. Looking at my bright neighbouring houses, I felt proud to be part of this gigantic manifestation of ingathering towards a greener earth.
I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Back to basic...

March 28, 2009

Earth hour, our hour…

Its here again, only bigger and bolder. The event that was initiated by a small group of people in Sydney is now a global phenomenon. It’s the Earth Hour 2009.

Come, let us switch off that light and be amazed by the total darkness that follow. Be part of this historical approach, to save our one and only mother earth and save us…


I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Mother earth has been here for us for almost 5 billion years. Its about time we be there for her, don't you think?

March 20, 2009

A simple token of remembrance

Every executives in our company are subject for transfer after a good 3 to 4 years of services in each estate. Next month, my manager will be transferred to some estate in Kedah and preparations are well on its way for his departure.

I always thought of making a simple t-shirt for him. What say you?

I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: Hahahahaha!!!!!

March 17, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire’s Q&A

Many have watched and admired the movie. They said it’s like a breath of fresh air to the Hollywood’s film industry. The movie has won big time in winning a few Oscars thus bringing home some of its shining trophies back to India, the land where it all started.

The movie may be directed by a foreigner, but the original novel has been a brainchild of an Indian diplomat and writer; Vikas Swarup.

The novel tells a story of a young English spoken but illiterate waiter named Ram Mohammad Thomas who has won 1,000,000,000 Rupees in the Who Will Win a Billion quiz show. He got lucky to have answered all 12th questions correctly, amusing the whole nation but not the company that license the show.

Borrowing some of the Bollywood’s clich├ęd and ready-made storyline, Ram soon realized that he was ‘the bad guy’ and got arrested. Being an uneducated boy who lived in a slum, he was accused for cheating his win. That was when all the adventures began.

Vikas Swarup cleverly narrated the novel in a flash back fashion, revealing the true stories behind every correct answer to all the 12th questions. It’s a fast-beat novel, jam-packed with actions and drama. Don’t be surprised (I won't) if you can finish reading the whole 318 pages in lesser time needed than to watch Kaho Na Pyar Hay and Devdas combined!

"Well, wasn't I lucky that they asked only those questions to which I knew the answers?"

I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: I yet to watch the movie though...

March 14, 2009

Thank God it's Saturday

My Saturday activities in its usual order…

Grocery
Usually, I will start my Saturday afternoon with some grocery shopping and I like to do it at The Parkcity Mall. I can find almost everything that I need there, even the one that you can only buy in Australia or Korea. Seriously… Not even in KL, as I was told. You see, I don’t cook much and hard. Pasta, fish ‘n chips, nasi goreng bogel (rice + egg + oyster sauce), mee goreng bogel, ayam goreng bodoh, meggi and sandwich are a common fix in my menu list. So you can basically predict what is and what not in my shopping list.

Golf
Amir, Suhaimi and Budi… they are my golf buddies. Amir is the best among the bunch and of cos closely followed by me (hahaha). Suhaimi is good too but I think he needs to control his temper. Budi on the other hand, is the glue that will always bond us together. Wait till you see his face when he’s teeing-off. Owh… make sure you have extra balls with you as he always, I repeat ALWAYS bring only 1 ball to an 18 holer.

Satay-ing
… Or having a satay or two at Tanjung Batu’s beach promenade. The portion is rather puny but I’m ok with it. I can enjoy a killer view of the sunsets while munching on a VERY chewy satay. Make sure you have a very strong jaw before you come.

Gym
Its time for some sweat and smelly arm pits. Owh… the later part is for the guy who will always come in blue and white attire who works in some bank in Bintulu and will greats everyone as he enters the gym and always start his routine on a scale, followed by a 5 minutes run-like-there’s-no-tomorrow regime on a treadmill and he eventually tired and sweat like nobody’s business and just seat in front of a full speed fan at one corner of the gym surfing internet on his laptop (he brought a printer once) and eventually suffocating the other gym members with his odours. And his gym membership number is 1151…

Luconia Bay
It’s a cake bar at the Parkcity Hotel, where I will kill my time before meeting with Ethan a.k.a Banana Moon; my buddy, for a dinner. I will have Opera, a choc cake with a thin peanut-like layer underneath it and a glass of Ice Peach tea. The best thing about this place is, I will get a generous 20% discounts for every item purchased, waitress excluded.

Dinner
As I already mention, I will have my dinner (always) with Banana Moon. I’m not sure why and when he got that name from his partner, but I’m sure they both are enjoying it. Ethan and I love to dine at Chic Wan's. The food portion is massive. The price is impressive. The location is explosive!!!

Surfing the Wave
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a surfer dude as I don’t surf. It’s just a term of me going out to the one and only club in Bintulu, The Wave @ Parkcity. It’s not the best club you can find out there, but it’s ok. It’s the place where I can be a MONKEY for a good 3 hours and no one give a damn about it. Owh… the live band is hot with the capital H!

Sleep
I don’t have to elaborate this right? Good nite people…

I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: We all love Saturday don't we?

March 12, 2009

Hadreeq Hadif and me

I was in Miri last weekend to visit my one-and-only cute-like-a-button nephew; Hadreeq Hadif. I'm a very good uncle you see.

It was my first time seeing him after he was born some 24 days ago. “Pick him up.” Said mum.

Awkward yes… But I eventually managed it thus unleashing my ehem… fatherlike-side. Aww chuckle!

"You should have one of your own…” she continued.

I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: Any volunteer?

March 11, 2009

Interview...

"Please don't do that again. It's not you!" Itu adalah antara komen yang aku terima selepas aku menghantar entry 'bisnis'ku yang lepas. Yeah yeah yeah... What was I thinking. Rest assured people... that'll be the last of its kind LOL.

Aku menerima panggilan temuduga lagi semalam. Kali ini dari sebuah syarikat perundingan di Kuala Lumpur. Jawatan Penolong Pengurus katanya. Macam menarik.

"Are you free tomorrow for interview Mr. Hidney?"

"Err... I'm in Bintulu right now."

"Really ah? How bout next week on the 16th?"

"Sorry, I don't think I can make it."

"You are not interested are you?"

"No... How bout the later week? Monday 23rd?"

"Great! I'll put you in."

"One question... Do I have to sell stuff?"

"No you don't."

...Pengalaman mengajar. Beberapa minggu lepas aku telah menghadiri temuduga di Kuala Lumpur, sebagai Business Development Executive di sebuah syarikat pemasaran. Kerjanya? Menjual IDEA di stesen-stesen minyak dan pusat-pusat membeli-belah. Pitam!!!

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Good thing will come for those who wait. Err... hello, it's been 6 years OK!

March 6, 2009

Tag: Of me and my days

I'm back!!! Hehe... Come and gather around. Allow me share with you about me and my days. Lets be goofy for once shall we? MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY-NESS.

Being a schema (pronounced as ski-mah) in my yesteryears. Apart from just being a fashion-don't-know-how and Ugly-Betty-like, I am pretty much of an organized person myself. I like to keep things in order and I hate it when I mislaid stuff. But I always find myself as a total klutz when it comes to prioritizing. Ask me to prioritize things and I can assure you, I'll fail with flying colors. Everything seems important and need my urgent and undivided attentions. It's weird but… hmm yeah I admit it, its weird. I am a weirdo.

Monday is my lousy day. Amazingly sometime its on purpose. Monday is the day when everything will be attracted to me; massive pile of papers, reports of 7000 pages, files and the girls from the Administration Office LOL. I am not into procrastinations, but I am still in the mood of lazy Sunday. It's basically inevitable you see.

Tuesday to Thursday is my productive days. I am clumsy on Monday and I have to punish myself by being productive on Tuesday onwards. I seldom apply leave on these days. Work is everything. I love you work. I live only for you work. Marry me work. I'll make you happy work. We'll have a good looking baby together work!!!

Friday is my absentminded day. Being too productive on the previous days, I tend to forget everything on Friday. But I never forget my name and the right way to go to my office though hahaha...

Saturday is my anxiety attack day. There is so much to do yet so little time to do it. Well how time flies…

Sunday is my lazy day. I will not do anything that requires me to think hard, or wise. I don't take my bath even!


Come think of it... I'd like to tag Teddy, ucuk cD, Hooksie, Chimera, A.R.A.S.H 910, Wafi, F and whoever wants to do this.

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: I need a long break...

March 3, 2009

The power of MONEY

How do you see yourself in 20 years time? Sitting in an office room, head down, looking at a long list of bills and debts you’ve collected your whole life? What if you don’t have enough money to free yourself from all that? What if something happen to you or to your love ones? Do you want to be that person who work just for the sake of paying your bills and have no savings?

Right… reality check!

How much do you need to free yourself from all those unforeseen financial burden? Much you say? How much is MUCH? Well that very much depend on how long your bill and debt’s list is and your preferred lifestyle when you reach 50.

What should you do then? Well pumpkin, you can start saving your money now and let it grow by itself. After a period of time you can quit your job and your money will work for you, continuously! Impossible you say? I’ll say it’s possible, if you know how…


Your money will not grow just by keeping your money in Current or Saving Accounts.

But your money will grow around 3% per year if you decided to do Term Savings or Fixed Deposits. But will it be enough? No!

Your money will grow 4% per year in Tabung Haji. But still, will it be enough? No!

ASB and ASN will give you 8% growth per year. Sure sure it is greater than those in TS, FD and Tabung Haji. But believe me it is not sufficient enough.

Even your KWSP will only give you a shy 5% growth per year.

What am I trying to prove here? Well, have you heard of Unit Trust Fund (UTF) that will basically give you a whopping 12-15% growth per year? Go figure… CIMB Unit Trust Fund can provide you with that.

Does it safe? UTF is supported by Bank Negara, Security Commission and Amanah Raya Berhad and it is managed by the strong people of Federation of Malaysian Unit Trust Managers (FMUTM).

How to start? That my pumpkin, you have to wait till my next entry. Nanti naik juling pulak mata korang baca banyak sangat LOL. But if you insist, you can email me at hidney@live.com. I’ll tell you how.

I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: Help me to help you. This is not a Skim Cepat Kaya or of any sorts. I’ve experienced the results myself.

March 2, 2009

Sakit gigi

“Mana Rastina? Dua hari sudah tak kerja,” tanyaku.

“Dia sakit gigi tuan. Ngak bisa kerja,” jawab Nur.

“Dia kerja pakai gigi kah? Alasan!!!”

That was long time ago. You see... I’m not fond of lame excuses given by my workers when they are too lazy to turn out for work. When I said LAME... I meant VERY LAME excuses.


“Tuan, kucing saya kena langgar lori. Jadi saya ngak bisa kerjaan.”

You can laugh, but that really happened!

I had a toothache a few days ago and it's getting worst from bad (now you can see the direction of this entry eih?). The pain is killing me. I can’t think well. I can’t eat well. I can’t do anything well.

Arghhhhhh sakit suit! But I’m too shy to ask for a day off you see.

Imagine this, in my manager’s room…

“What? Toothache? Day off? Lame Hidney. Just too lame! I’m not buying it. Now go back to your work station and BRUSH YOUR TEETH WELL!!!”

I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: Cruel world…
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