July 21, 2009

Future...

The year is 2069. Cars will run on love and joy instead of petrol. No grumpy moron can drive a car and car accident will be the thing in the past. Our drumsticks will be fried in plain water and a box of Dunkin Donut will be 90% cheaper. A ticket to a movie will cost nothing and Cd will definitely be happy.

Flying will be more fun and less scary as the airplane will fly closer to ground. Cabin crews will be as funny as Pam Ann and flight decks are open for public visits. I can have the jump seat and see how pilot work.

Fun clubs and eateries will be operating till 5am and no policeman can come and arrogate. No Pocong will be caught in camera and we don’t have to do laundries anymore. No one will go to Facebook and if you do, everyone will look straight into your eyes and say, “That is so 2009!!!”

Aliens will visit our planet and make the following announcement, “Pineapple was never meant to be eaten.”

I’MNOSUPERMAN: Wubba dub my rub tub. Rat-a-tat-tat chicken fat splat! I can see the future…

2 ulasan:

aBByLiCioUs said...

wow! cool eih! i wishhhhhhh!!!!! woooooooooo! i misssssss u la bro!! ur working in KL now ke? aiseh...

F*A*R*A*H said...

mun lah part ' NO MORE LAUNDRIES' ya mena kan best... MALAS NYA MOK CUCI BAJU..... HUHUHU Tolong cuci baju kamek... kelak kamek cuci ranbut kitak... hahahaha

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