AKUBUKANSUPERMAN

May 31, 2009

Benar! Ku tak bohong!

Aura yang memecah semesta,
Menyampaikan pesan kesunyian dikala sendirian,
Kesepian yang menyelubungi hari-hariku,
Disajikan doa-doa bekalan rindu,
Yang menanti kau datang dan pergi,
Seperti impi-impiku... fantasiku,
Bukan dongeng lagi yang sayup kedengaran,
Disisi cuping,
Disetiap corong,

Lorong yang lohong,
Benar! Ku tak bohong,
Bila hati menyanyi...

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Bila Rindu, Ruffedge...

May 29, 2009

My birthday party

It was a well planned surprise birthday party but I managed to find out. Of course I pretended like I was surprised and I am VERY good at it LOL...

I just came to know that my staff; En. Mahedie share the same birth date as mine. Cool eih? Happy birthday to you too Di.

I’mnosuperman: Opocot!!! Terkejut nyer...

May 28, 2009

A birthday monologue for the one named ME

I've seen 28 years of life and I think I basically know what's going on as far as what life is not about. There is a cycle I won't be part of, but it's not because I don't think it's right. I got to keep doing what I think I'm here for and not get buried in someone else’s life.

When I was younger I didn't know what life is, taking over a menial position that meant nothing to me in the first place. Getting older confused by friends who are 28 and almost done. I must have missed the grow up sign. I thought I was still having fun.

So good luck, with not forgetting who I really am, even though sometime I did.
Good luck, finding my own way, not setting in where I'm not happy.
Good luck, remembering it's only life.
Good luck, not fallowing what I don't believe in.
Good luck, seeing many problems are only a big deal if I ever make them.
Good luck for being someone who can always help someone out.
Good luck, in remembering how much I can affect someone else's life.
Good luck with not being selfish.
Good luck with not being alone.
Good luck in this world where I'm just trying to get along.
Good luck with not getting caught up.
Good luck with not getting stressed.
Good luck with figuring things out.
Good luck with doing my very best.
Good luck with not losing myself.
Good luck for standing for what's right.
Good luck for being happy…


I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Happy birthday me...

May 25, 2009

Ok bah... Aku di Sabah!!!

It’s been ages since my last visit to Kota Kinabalu and I was surprised to see how much the city have changed over the years. I was in KK last week and it was fun fun fun. I wish I could stay a little bit longer though. The experiences were electrifying, the foods were glorious and the people are simply gorgeous. The local dialects? It’s like music to my ear. Try to pout your lips while curling your hair and say SETUMPUK or MANUK. Arghh sexay!!!

Did I mention fun?

These are some of the pictures that I’ve taken during my stay. Abby, wish you were there. Enjoice!!!

I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: I love KK bah!!!

May 22, 2009

Shasha & Azidi


Tiup serunai di atas kota,
Uda memupuk bunga melati,
Mula kenal kemudian bercinta,
Cinta tersemai di dalam hati.

Sudah bersarang burung tempua,
Sarangnya tinggi tidaklah rendah,
Dahulu seorang sekarang berdua,
23 Mei 2009 terikatlah sudah.

Orang jauh berkirim surat,
Berkali-kali dibaca jua,
Ikan di laut asam di darat,
Dalam kuali bertemu juga.

Amat garang datuk bentara,
Musuh melanggar habis diserang,
Dulu seorang kini berdua,
Hidup bersama susah senang.

Di dalam dulang berisi sagu,
Sagu dimakan burung merpati,
Jangan bimbang jangan ragu,
Hidup baru kini menanti.

Ayam dara di buat gulai,
Bungkus bekalan letak di bucu,
Riang gembira kedua mempelai,
Semoga berkekalan ke anak cucu.

Mawar merah harum mewangi,
Jambangan digubah berseri-seri,
Doa restu kami iringi,
Baik berpakat suami isteri.

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Congratulation Shasha and Azidi...

May 16, 2009

Kita tunggu dan lihat...

“Hey wanna go out tonight?” I asked.

“Na’ah… I’m staying in to watch AF.” Said he.

Right… The AF, our very own reality cum talent search show. I was once a very religious follower but I recently change my faith and notion as the show became more and more ridiculously annoying.

I totally accept the fact that the show is a platform for a new and fresh talent to shine thus changing their dream to reality. Tapi kadang-kadang aku rasa budak-budak tu macam dipergunakan oleh sesetengah pihak untuk mengaut untung dengan sewenangnya. At the end of the day, bakat diorang tu masuk dalam longkang dan nama diorang akan dilupakan macam kes Ati dan Rosmah. Not to mention the winner of previous two season. Kalau tak silap si Faizal namanya. Mana dah budak tu? Ke bulan? Yang ado!

Aku yang dah sememangnya ralat dengan AF menjadi lebih ralat bila Puteri Gunung Ledang tu umumkan AFMASUK selepas Aril; si pencinta wanita tu terkeluar. Apo??? Tak kisahlah kalau pengundi terlalu confident dan terlupa nak undi budak perasan tu, tapi cuba hormati sikit kreadibiliti peserta lain yang tak terkeluar. It’s a competition for God sake! Nampak sangat pihak penganjur macam tak nak kehilangan ‘sumber kekayaan’ diorang tu.

Malam ni akan ternobatlah juara sms yang baru. We shall see ke mana hala tuju pemenang tu sesudah malam ni.

I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: I’m watching American Idol anyway. Aku tak patriotik? What is so unpatriotic about not watching AF anyway?

May 15, 2009

Cikgu… saya nak kencing!

I was once a substitute teacher and boy I’m glad I’ve made that choice. I’ve learnt that being a teacher is not an easy undertaking. It might not require blood shedding or machinegun firing, but it’s a definite mental shaker. Everyone can be a learner, but not everyone can be a teacher.

My great experience started in a ridiculously folksy and very rural SK Parish Balingian, some 65 km from the so-not-in-your-map small town of Mukah. My students don’t speak Bahasa Melayu but Iban and I on the other hand don’t speak Iban but Bahasa Melayu. They will not understand me if I said “Tolong senyap” or “Jangan kencing di dalam tong sampah!” They were a bunch of hyenas in a child body. Shout at them and you’ll be eaten ALIVE… by their parents! Fun…

I tried to incorporate funny stories in my teachings and it worked wonders. They enjoyed it so much that I spent half of my teaching time telling those stories of Bambi’s and Bimboes. Even if I told them stories that they don't understand, they will still laugh. Some of them even fell of their seats. Jim Carey… EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

I quit a few weeks later to join my current company. Although my humour infused teachings will not change my student’s mindset entirely and lead them towards becoming a rocket scientist, but I’m proud to have helped our young citizens to learn the important of err… using the toilet to pee.

I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: Happy Teacher’s day to all teachers out there…

May 14, 2009

Dude, where's my gigi?

Semalam aku ke klinik gigi lagi, buat consultation pasal gigi bongsu aku yang makin mencibai pedihnya. Mood swing aku pulak dah macam parah semenjak dua menjak ni. Tak pasal-pasal pinggan mangkuk pecah merata. Kesian kat maid aku tu, terpaksa menyapu ‘petaka’ yang aku buat setiap kali dia datang.

Tempohari aku berkunjung ke Klinik Gigi Moh dengan harapan dapat dicabut gigi bongsu aku tu. Tapi Dr. Moh tak ada facility bedah so terpaksa la aku cari klinik lain. Dalam usaha aku mendapatkan sebutharga pembedahan di Columbia Asia Miri, Luking menyarankan untuk aku ke Klinik Dr. Ting; pakar gigi di Medanjaya. Kenapa pulak aku tak pernah tahu yang Bintulu ni ada pakar gigi? Hampehs!

Sewaktu perbincangan dengan Dr. Ting, aku difahamkan yang gigi geraham atas, kiri dan kanan aku pun perlu dicabut. Akar gigi terlalu dekat dengan saraf katanya. Bimbang nanti muka aku ni tak ada ekspresi. Doktor tu macam perli aku jer…

Minggu lepas satu gigi dah dicabut. Minggu depan, lagi 3 gigi nak kena buang. Macam ni lama-lama tak bergigilah aku...

I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: Consultation + x-ray + pil tahan sakit 6 bijik = RM230. Kaya kau Doktor Ting!!!

May 12, 2009

Cerita gigi

Everyone was fixing their eyes on me. I was the youngest and perhaps the most good looking patient of the day. So I can’t blame them to stare…

I’ve been in the worst mood ever. I can’t sleep well and I can’t eat well. My tooth has betrayed me and gave me the ache-iest pain ever. Damn you tooth!

With the determination higher than everest, I went to see the dentist the other day only to crack up and afflicted with a sudden attack of paranoia when I finally met the dentist himself; Dr Moh.

“Don’t worry ah. No pain one. You will go home happy.” Said he as he gave me a few shots of only god know what into my gum. OUUUUCCCCCHHHHHH!!!

10 minutes later, I became 1 happy man with 1 tooth lesser for 1 perfect smile...

I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: That doesn’t change my perception to dentist though. Still hate ‘em…

May 11, 2009

Of Labour Day and sukaneka

It was one hell of a great day,
I was happy and I know they were too,
I participated in some of the activities...
So what if I'm their boss?
I am human too right?
And know what? I won the tarik tali challange,
Proud? Yeah you bet!
"Kalau kita menang, nanti tuan belanja!" said my team...
"Mampus la aku lepas ni. Bankrap!!!"

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Oh my acheing tooth...

May 9, 2009

Oh mak

Her name is Seriah Unus. She was born in a family of 6, the only girl amongst the boys. She went to school but she was not the brightest. But she’s very good with sewing machine. She sews wonders.

She can cook well too. She can work her way in the kitchen like a well-oiled engine. Her specialties would be Kuah Kacang. And Ayam Kurma and Dalcha and Kuih Buah and…

She’s the jewel in her family. She might not be able to host her own talk show like Oprah, but she can talk. Her mother taught her well.

She got married to her man of dream, which she met in a wedding ceremony. She loves him and he loves her too. They both were blessed with 7 children and I happen to be one of them.

Happy mothers day mak. I love you…

I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: I can never ask for a better mak…

May 8, 2009

10 qualities that I adore in someone

Farsighted
Nothing can be sexier than this. Total ignorance is such a turn off. You have the mind of a genius (mere one would do) and can always answer me back.

Compassionate
Everyone is important to you, spiritually and physically. You don’t have to be Mother Theresa or definitely not Willamina Slater. Somewhere in the middle is just fine…

Sensitive
I am very expressive, but at times I tend to hide my feeling. I don’t spell out every bit of me. I need someone who can read my thoughts…

Independent
You don’t have to wear skimpy dress on a beach and sing ‘I’m a survivor’ and climb walls (that can be sexy hot though), but I need someone who can plan her own life and be very sure of it.

Humorous
Make me laugh and you’ll get your treat. I’m serious!!!

Peculiar
I don’t want to fall in love with Gwyneth Paltrow or Brooke Shield. I want to be in love with someone who is comfortable with her own skin. But I will not say no to Brooke Shield if she suddenly woke up from her sleep and decided to love me…

Curious
I don’t mind being questioned for everything that I do. I’ll be glad to share it with you. Go ahead and ask me what I’m wearing to work today…

Kitchen-know-how
Work the kitchen baby… I want to eat Tenggiri masak sambal!

Fun
I don’t want to be in love with a telephone booth!

Bold
I mean with hair! You can say whatever you need to say as long as you don’t kill yourself in the process. You can do whatever you want to do as long as it’s right and legal. You can be whoever you want to be as long as you miss me and that you will always love me unconditionally.

I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: I miss you…

May 4, 2009

Pukul 2.30 pagi…

Sesekali terdengar salakan anjing,
Meraung bagai menyumpah,
Kepalaku tambah pening,
Mahuku marah?

Kelat rasaku,
Siapa yang peduli?
Rompong pandangku,
Apa mahu ku isi?

Hatiku tak sedap,
Jiwaku sentap,
Mataku tak mahu lelap!


Kenapa?

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Dodoikan aku...

May 3, 2009

H.I.D.N.E.Y

My garderner reviewed me as...

Rambut cacak-cacak!
Kalau tak senyum,
Mulut muncung!


I’MNOSUPERMANLAH: Awww… As long as she don't call me RAKSASA HIJAU. I'll die happy LOL

May 2, 2009

Profile pictures; HISTORY101

I was tagged by A.R.A.S.H 910 dan ianya berkisar tentang cerita dan sejarah gambar profil blog yang sudah-sudah. Setakat ni, aku dah pakai 4 gambar untuk profilku. So A.R.A.S.H 910 get your pen ready and the class for HISTORY101 will start now!

Ini adalah gambar 'cari makan' aku yang pertama. Dan gambar ini diambil sewaktu aku masih bertugas di Lavang Estate. I was a Trainee Assistant at that time and I was 21 years young! Berkutu manager aku sebab dapat assistant 'budak'. Tapi dia baik. Aku sayang dia. Tuan Malik namanya.

Gambar ini diambil oleh Joey; sahabat aku yang MAHA pandai dalam seni fotografi. Masa tu, aku sedang mula berjinak-jinak dengan Myspace and I was desperate for a killer profile picture. Thank God I have Joey. I felt like Amber Chia!

This picture was taken on a Christmas day in 2007. I was alone at home, with nothing much to do and it was raining outside. I took my camera and started to take my own picture. Please keep in mind, I am a self-proclaimed cam-whore with capital C!

This is my favourite profile picture so far. It was taken right after I had my house painted in my favourite colour. It used to be green, but then I asked my people to paint it in purple-grey. It turned out to be YUMMAY!

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Yummay!!!
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