November 27, 2008

Tag penting!!!

Aku di tag lagi. Kali ni oleh Ucuk Cd. Takper takper... Actually ada 2 lagi tag yang aku tak jawab. Tapi tag ni kena jawab dulu. Tag penting ni hehehe...

Penderaan 1
Tangkap 4 gambar sendiri dalam 4 karektor berbeza. Tapi untuk Ucuk, aku bermurah hati untuk mengepost 6 gambar kat sini. Katanya mesti suruh orang lain yang tangkapkan. Err... Apakah?

Penderaan 2
Tangkap picture desktop tanpa menutup mana-mana window. Matilah terkantoi. Nampak macam busy kat office, tapi sebenarnya sibuk melayan game dan Facebook.

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Tak nak tag sesapa this time around...

November 24, 2008

Lucky lucky

Do you hear me? I'm talking to you across the water, across the deep blue ocean, under the open sky. Oh my baby I'm trying. I hear you in my dreams. I feel your whisper across the sea. I keep you with me in my heart. You make it easier when life gets hard.

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend. Lucky to have been where I have been. Lucky to be coming home again. I'm lucky we're in love in every way. Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed.

They don't know how long it takes, waiting for a love like this. Every time we say goodbye I wish we had one more kiss. I'll wait for you I promise you. I will...

And so I'm sailing through the sea, to an island where we'll meet. You'll hear the music fills the air. I'll put a flower in your hair. Though the breezes through trees move so pretty, you're all I see. As the world keeps spinning round I'm lucky to have been where I have been. Lucky have stayed where we have stayed. Lucky to be coming home someday...

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: I can sense that you've changed. I wish you can help me by showing me what I've missed. I miss the old you, I wish for the old you. I miss you...

TUMBINA or not to be?

I was in Taman Tumbuhan dan Binatang Bintulu (TUMBINA) yesterday. I'm actually not a ZOO person. But why the sudden urge? I've missed the chance to visit Singapore's Night Safari when I was in Singapore the other day. Thats why! Sob sob sob...

Anyway... I was accompanied by four of my best monkeys... err I mean friends; Ethan, Farah, Liza and Sue.


November 21, 2008

Oh Sinchan...

I was sitting on my balcony this morning when I heard a very familiar sound.

"Sinchan baby?" There he was. Running after a female cat and then... Well I shall leave you with your creative imaginations on the later upshot.

"Ooh Sinchan... You make papa so proud. That a boy. Spank her!!!"

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Papa thought you well... Sob sob sob...

November 20, 2008

When I'm gone; The rendition of me

It was a rainy christmas day and I was alone at home and bored. Nothing much to do except for playing with myself or watch Channel V.

Err anyway...

I always wanted to make a video clip of myself singing to song that I love the most. That was when it all started... The result? Hmm... you decide...

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Try to imagine this... Me singing to Farah Asyikin's Kembali Lagi Di Sisimu. "Dimanakah kau yang ku rindieew, dimana kau ingin ku temieew.." LMAO!!!

November 18, 2008

Those 6 years...

I was browsing through some of my old pictures in Photobucket and I was smittened by the fond memories in those yesteryears. Within a week time, I'll be celebrating my 6th anniversaries in this plantation life. It was one hell of a journey!

Some people may ask me, what it is like working in the plantation. It's not a glamorous job. It's exciting but not glamorous. We don't wear Prada or Burberry to work. Our shoes are always dirty and we don't do coffee at Starbucks during our lunch time.

We punch each other, but we are not enemies.

We work as a team and are always guided by maps. But I'll punch you hard on your forehead if you lost your way. Haha...

It was the Mat Sallehs who ruled us decades ago. But it's all local beef now...

Our bikes are our main mode of transportation. We don't travel in style. But once in a while we fly Business wink wink...

Some top guns doesn't mingle with staff. It's the Mat Sallehs' thingy. But I mingled with my staff well. In return, they'll provide me their cars when mine decided to break down.

We work over the weekends and even on holidays, come rain or shine. So we don't go out that much.

Sometime our job can be very demanding and misserable, but our heads are well protected.

We can be tough, but we are very fair in our decisions...

We may lost in our translations but we are not idiots who couldn't care less about anything. We talk international languages. Thats why... "Bapak-bapak, ibu-ibu... Kayak nya begini... Goblok kamu!"

We may look silly, but we honour our safety. Period!

We work hard like a bitch but we bitch harder.

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: And finally, we may be a bit KAMPUNG. But we have a very FAT WALLET. Kau ada? Non ado!!!

November 17, 2008

My favourite shoe katanya...

I couldn't agree more with Captain Hooked, benda-benda tag ni kadang-kadang menyenangkan kepala otak kita. Tak payah nak susah-susah fikirkan idea untuk entry baru. Nanti kalau tak update, ada pulak yang sentap. Teddy kannnn?
I've been tagged and it's about my favourite shoe. Please bear in mind, I am not someone who is dazzingly skilled in fashion. So shoes for me are just shoes. Something that you'll put your kaki in and walk like nobody's business. Ask me about TOD'S or LV and you'll see a big question mark on my forehead.
Annnnnyway... Of all the shoes that I have, this is my favourite. Adidas Corestrike. Its VERY light, breezy and it's black.
Apa-apa pun, aku nak minta maaf dulu. Aku dengan kesiannya ingin mengetag babe Khairel, babe Shekinah, ucuk Cd, neneknda Sacha dan Yang Berhormat Captain Hooked. Ampun...
I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: "I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes." Oprah Winfrey quotes.

November 14, 2008

My best friend's sister wedding; CHAPITRE UN

29th November is approaching. It's gonna be my best friend's sister wedding in Miri and I have nothing to wear. How's that for a blog entry?

Inspired by my manager who always suggest me to Google EVERYTHING (I wish I could Google his sense though), I've came across tonnes of information on fashion DO's and DONT's for attending a wedding in the net. For all you fashionista's out there, I've tried my best to sum it all up and I hope I did well. Here goes...

White is not right!
Innitially, I planned to wear white cos I think white is cool. Being an amateur and unskilled fashion person myself, I was taken aback to know that it's a GOLDEN RULE of not wearing white unless it's your wedding. Period!

Keep it classy.
... and simple but not tacky. Stay away from those extra frills like tails, ruffles, loud colors, wings, feathered-head-gear or anything that you'll probably wear on a halloween night party. Wedding isn't the place to show off. And if you do, go to Jalan Yap Kwan Seng instead. Wink wink.

Shorts are not!
I love my shorts and I wore them a lot. I even thinking of wearing one for this ceremony. Well, you can say I'm a slow bloomer. But shorts are not meant for wedding affairs. Just admit it. No matter how voguish you make them, shorts just won't do the trick.

Unless you are M. Daud Kilau, then you'll be excused. Resist the urge of being a shinning star when the newlyweds are actually the star of attraction! Some people just can't help themselves, don't be one of them.

Lose the leather.
Thank God I'm no leather person. In fact I dont have any! Leather is not your best choice for anything above your ankles on wedding days. So keep it to yourself, neither on your best friend's wedding nor his sister's wedding...

Black is ok.
"It's not a funeral babe..." my friend told me. Yeah... if you dress it in a depressing fashion. Opt for a more sophisticated black HAPPY attire and you'll look fabulous. And please don't cry while wearing black to a wedding. You'll convey a wrong signal to the bride on her holy matrimony day.

Back to the root.
Traditional costumes such as Baju melayu and Batik are perhaps the last choice for attending a wedding ceremony if you are a non-fashion-savvy like me. Baju Melayu will be gorgeous as long as the wedding is not held in churh or tample. Batik on the other hand is all right if you are 71 and not 17. Haha...

Suit up fellas
The first thing that you should check is the invitation, which will usually guide you in what kind of wedding you’ll be attending. If the invitation is crafted in calligraphy on a thick, expensive paper, then formalwear will be your best possible wedding attire. If that doesn't ring the bell, just call the groom and ask him yourself! There are rules on what formalwear you should think of wearing depending on the time and location of the wedding. It's a bit on a complex side (if you are me) but you'll be grateful to actually know about it. And guys... you don't have to be James Bond to know all this... SUIT UP!

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Still... I can't really decide what to wear... HELP!

November 12, 2008

Gemuruh harapan

Tidurku nyenyak malam tadi selepas aku bersembang panjang dengan diriku sendiri, memuhasabahkan diri tentang apa yang aku mahu dalam hidup. Aku tahu aku perlu berhenti berharap. Tiada apa yang ada untuk aku di situ...

"Beginilah Hidney. Saya akan lihat balik resume yang awak hantar selepas saya balik ke Kuala Lumpur esok. Nanti bila ada kekosongan, saya akan hubungi awak."

"Terima kasih tuan. Terima kasih banyak-banyak." Senyum terukir di bibirku, menyembunyikan perasaan sebenar yang telah parah dengan kekecewaan. Tapi itu bukan dosanya. Jalan itu yang aku pilih dan aku aku tersesat dalam percaturan yang telah aku cipta sendiri.

Lagipun ini bukanlah pertama kali aku telah kecewa dengan harapan yang pernah di berikan kepadaku dan kemudiannya dirampas kembali. Namun lumrah manusia, tidak pernah berhenti belajar. Tegar dengan kegigihan yang kadang-kadang mampu merosakkan diri sendiri.

Hidup perlu diteruskan. Esok... dengan baki semangat yang ada, aku akan cuba bernafas dengan harapan baru. Melangkah dengan lebih berani dan memandang terus ke hadapan. Mampukah?

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Tuhan, bantu aku...

November 10, 2008

She killed that darn snake!

"Tuan tuan! Aduh tuan!!!" Masitah was shouting frantically when I was having my breakfast this morning.

"Aduh kenapa Masitah?"

"Ular tuan. Aduh tuan ular!" I am no macho man myself, so I started to shudder the moment she blared out her discovery.

"Awwww tuan sudah masuk rumah!" She shouted.

"Eh awww!!!" I shouted and CRAWLED onto my chair.

"Tuan awww!!!" Jumped and holding to my chair.

"Awww... awww!!!" Still on my chair...

"Awww???" She paused and looked at me straight into my eyes...

"Ada apa Masitah?"

"Mau saya ambilkan penyapu tuan? Biar saya saja yang bunuh ular itu tuan..." She left with puzzled look only to appear with a broom in her hand and killed the serpent LIKE A MAN...

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: I freaked out occay!!!

November 3, 2008

Tagged by the MOTHER of all momok

I was tagged!!! Dammit...

But being me, I would do just about anything for my momok partner (thats you babe). So here goes. Ehem... I shall try to answer it as honest as possible lah kan...

My favourite porn star?
I love my porn. I can't live without it haha. WHO DOESN'T!!! I'm not good with people's name. But generally speaking, I love the curvaceous type. The more curves the better. I want to drive dangerously and perilously through it, every single one of it and forcing my partner to scream out loud and grip me in my thigh so tight. Oh yeah baby. WHOSE YOUR DADDY NOW?

Money or looks?
Someone told me... "If you go for money but not looks, you are a whore. But if you go for looks but not money, then you are a stupid whore." Haha get what I mean? Apart from corroborating to you all that I'm not a whore and I'm not stupid, I would have to go for both, money and looks.

Your favourite girlfriend of Hugh Hefner's?
Know what? I just don't care. These girls really know how to ehem... you know what. Straight guys dreamt of them. Not so straight guys wanted to be just like them. I mean everyone loves them. PERIOD!!!

Grape or orange tastes better?
I can't tell the different lah! Anything will do as long as it's not pineaple. It's my allergies mind you!

With or "without lights" or candle sticks?
I love to see... So that basically explains my answer. Hahaha...

Silk or cotton?
Can I just say none?

Victoria Secret or Agent Provocateur?
Err... whats that? A bit blurry here... Hello...

Cartoons, simple, ribbons, or lace?
I'm don't wanna f**k a minor, so hush hush with the cartoons. Simple is nice but too simple would be BORING! Ribbons are a bit tacky... I don't want to make love with a christmas tree. Lace? Oh yeah... bring it on!!! I would prefer the see-tru one. PEEKABOO!!!

To be on top or bottom...
Ouch! Some people would see this as a taboo. But what the heck? Some boys loves to be dominated by a girls (or a few girls) kan? Have you heard of K.A.M.A.S.U.T.R.A? No? Google it...

There you go. Owh you are laughing now I can see. Let see if you can laugh now TEDDY! Hahaha I tagged you (evil laugh!!!)

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: Horny la plak!!!


Ku menatap dalam kelam,
Tiada yang bisa ku lihat,
Selain hanya namamu,
Esok atau kah nanti,
Ampuni semua salahku,
Lindungi aku dari segala fitnah,
Kau tempatku meminta,
Kau beriku bahagia...

I'MNOSUPERMANLAH: I won't let go...
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