October 10, 2008

Don’t bother…

Don’t bother to come to the local gym to workout if you think…

• You are too hot too handle
• You have the best bods in the entire known universe
• You look better than Brad Pit. My foot ah…
• You think Kevin Zahri is puny
• You own that gym
• Everyone come to that gym for free
• The girl (or guy) on the treadmill is constantly checking you out
• Sit-ups are for your triceps
• Push-ups are for your oblique
• You are too cool to say “Excuse me. May I use this dumbbells?” and not just pick that damn dumbbells up when you know I’m still using it and throw my towel away from the bench that I sat on before you came and then mengumpat me with your equally snobby friend in mandarin!!! WO YUE ZHI DAO XIANG HUA YI you moron!!!

So don’t bother to come. No one needs you.

I’MNOSUPERMAN: My IQ level just droped...

8 ulasan:

Mazri Mansor said...

Yes! No.1 is soooo true! lol, Hidney, sometimes 'some' folks have the illusion that they're too good for anyone, sometimes even to themselves! :p for the past 8 years that I've been working in the advert world, I've met these types couple of times where beauty is all about the outer shell.

real beauty lies within (che wah! macam slogan iklan sabun!) hahahah I need to take a vacation from commercial world! nanti my lover ingat dia date billboard pulak! hehehe

Hidney said...

hehe at least that billboard can say nice words to that person mazri.

well yeah some people are just too proud. nanti bila mati kena jalan sendiri ke kubur baru tau...

Shekinah Jane said...

kecian my dear...who's that chinese bastard...

shekinah is murtad kejap...

miezi said...

sabor2..
org tu jeles dgn incik hidney, mungkin?

Hidney said...

i'm not interested to know la dear. but if u balik to bintulu sometime, i'll show him to you

Hidney said...

miezi... jeles? agak la kot. haha riak kejap...

Mr PenyuBiru said...

apsal ko tak hempap je dumbel tu atas kaki dia dan say "ulps!.." hehe

Hidney said...

haha PB... i did a better one. i reported him to the mgmt sbb dia pakai kad org lain. he's not even a member ok... band terus dia dari gym tu. haha... puasnya hati ini...

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